Food AWARE Jokes

 What is green and goes to a summer camp?

 

A Brussels’ scout.

 

   

What is a kayaker’s favourite kind of lettuce?

 

A Row-maine!

 

 

Why did the man at the orange factory lose his job?

Because he couldn’t concentrate.

 

  

Why did the strawberries get upset?

Because they were in a jam.

 

 

Why did the tomato blush?

Because it saw the salad dress.

 

 

Which vegetables cant you take on a boat?

Leeks!!!!

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